Bookworms are generally known to be lying, manipulative monsters.
And if you didn’t know it before, THANK ME. Now you can protect yourself from them. Or at least attempt to.
But seriously??? BOOKWORMS TELL SO MANY LIES. This is why no one trusts them. We just lie ALL. THE. TIME. and people get fed up with us. We get fed up with ourselves, tbh. Sometimes I make myself go sit in a corner and think about what I’ve done. (With a book, of course.)
Because I’m the kindest soul on the face of the earth, I’ll be revealing some lies that you’ll hear from ALL bookworms. Unless??? Some bookworms are telling the truth???
Some of these include: 1) insulting their fandom/favorite book, 2) interrupting their reading, and 3) not giving them your money when they demand politely ask for it omggg how ruder can you get.
But not only can your ACTIONS offend bookworms and/or make them cry, but also your words. And because bookworms are very fragile creatures who will easily break, I’ve compiled a list of 9 things you should NEVER say to a bookworm.
Unless you want to die, of course. In that case, go on ahead and tell every bookworm you know the following phrases! You most definitely WILL NOT get a pineapple thrown at your head???
Seriously tho, you don’t want a pineapple thrown at your head—LOOK AT HOW SPIKY THEY ARE.
But pineapples are also quite aesthetic and come on you LIVE for the aesthetics…
NOTE: I’m a bit salty in this post so beware of that. :))
And by pretty good, I mean great. And by great, I mean amazing.
I’M JUST KIDDINGGGGGG. I actually am really shy about my “blogging success” (see the quotation marks). But a lot of you guys have told me that I’m an “amazing” blogger and that I’m a favorite of yours and IT MAKES ME SQUEAL OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
But when the sweetest-ever, kindest-ever, amazing-est-ever Marie @ Drizzle and Hurricane Booksforcefully said suggested that I write a post on how I was an “amazing” blogger, I was a little mixed:
1) OMG SHE CALLED ME AMAZING AWW STOP BEING SO SWEEEEEEET AD;FLJASLD;FJASD, and 2) telling all my secrets??? me??? no??? HOW COULD I.
But apparently I could and I can because here I am. (I can RHYME.)
They can do many things to you, ranging from making you feel extreme emotions to also killing you.
AND THEY ACTUALLY ENJOY IT.
jal;ksdjfLJ;LFKJAL;SDJFlkjaf;lajkdsf They are evil and cruel and horrible and ghastly and yet we still love them.
But! MANY negative things happen to you that are caused by writers/authors, so that’s why I decided to make a list on why you should never trust writers. And also because I did a similar post with bookworms and it was much fun.
Note: This list consists of pain, pain, and pain, so if you don’t want to read the whole thing, THERE YOU GO! You have a one-word summary: PAIN.